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Yay i got the random useless info script working also...

In an email sent to [email protected] (3/7/02):

>>this is a paper i wrote in english now i have to see counsiling and my dad
has to come in and meet my teaher and counsilers lol
we were suposed to write a seqwal for the monkeys claw you know the wishing
story with the three wishes and what
any way enjoy

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For the next few nights Mrs. White cried herself to sleep. Mr. White tried to
explain he had to do what he did, she just looked at him with a blank stare
and said you killed my baby. a few nights later Mr. White hung himself in the
attic with a bed sheet. Mr. White was up there two days before Mrs. White
found him she was lured up there by a foul smell. When she found him the skin
on his face was drooping almost dripping it was as if it had been melting off
his face. On his chest stood a note pinned to his vest pocket. It read Simply
"I’m sorry" , on the floor lay the broken remains of an empty bottle as if he
had been holding when the act had been done. The smell of vodka was over
taken by the rotting flesh of her loved one. Mrs. white dropped to her knees
and started to cry. She stay there in a trans for over an hour staring at
once was her husband. She finally got up she walked drained as if she was
dragging 100 pounds of weight on her back. Walking at a Steady pace she made
it in her room opened her dresser drore and pulled out a 38 caliber Smith and
Wesson Revolver got on her bed curled herself up in a fetal position slowly
put
the gun to her head took a deep breath and ……… click. She gasped click click
click click click click pulling the trigger no less than 20 times she threw
the gun at the wall the in print of the handle in the wall. Once gain she
gets up this time she grabs a knife from the kitchen and goes directly into
the bathroom she searches threw the medicine cabinet find some Aspirin takes
half the bottle and sits on the floor with knife in hand. About 30 minutes
after she took the pills she takes the knife and with one clean swipe she
slits her wrist blood comes pouring out with a steady flow. She begins to
vomit and suddenly realizes she’s made a mistake she grabs a cloth and wraps
the her gash tight she suddenly has the will to live she stands up and gets
lightheaded she stumbles around a little and falls to the ground she begins
to vomit wildly and has intense convulsions. She blacks out and drowns in a
puddle of her own excrement moments later.<<

Yeah... it seems like bravenet is down or something so some of the counters, the polls, the guestbook, and the contact form dont work for now

If you have aol, This is for you!

I got rid of the "add a quote" script and replaced it with this manual one but it sure was a pain in the ass because i had to put a slash before and after every asterick. If u want to add a quote u can just send it to me in an email or in the contact form.

Hey check out this page that i think was made by nichole ( im not sure yet ). You can also see all the quotes she stole from me!

A priest was walking down the street one day when he noticed a little boy trying to press a doorbell. The boy was very small, and the doorbell was too high for him to reach. He was jumping up and stretching trying to hit the bell, but he was just too short. The priest was watching the little boy and decided to help him. He walked up behind him, put his hands on his shoulders and gently lifted up the little boy. He rang the doorbell and the priest asked, "Alright then, what do we do now?" The priest was expecting the little boy to say "thank you." He was surprised when he said, "NOW WE RUN!"

Webring

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the
Secret Service guys could get to him 3 kids who were fishing pulled him
out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they
wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."

George says, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike AirJordan's."

George says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
stereo headset!!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you
are handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning!!!"

Check out this thing oompa sent me

Gonads and Strife - Check out this perverted ( but funny ) thing that andrea sent me.

Temporary poems page up.

Steve's essay on his dad (unedited)

my father taught me school gets you nowere. love is pointless. Wemon are a berdon on the earth. minorities are lesser people my father is an uneducated man childlike in a way lonely. angry at all who have wronged him my father is a hipacrit, womanizer self proclained genius. and a bigit. my father taught me you never say I love you to a man. Love does not exist, showing emotions are wrong. my father is a hatefull human. my father taught me to Hit a man wall he's down my father told me cheat steal and lie my way threw highschool my father Hates all in his family, I take nothing my father to heart

click here to view the actual paper

Hmm... Steve had some "really bad" thing posted in the guestbook but i guess he was too dumb to remember to push the "submit" button...

We started a new website at www.angelfire.com/games4/gcuniverse or www.gcu.cjb.net

Yet another new layout...